ISIS Is So Media Savvy...

"ISIS are media savvy and started their own TV Station


 Here's the TV guide they issued:

MONDAY
 8:00 Husseinfeld
 8:30 Mad About Everything
 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions
 9:30 Allah McBeal


 TUESDAY
 8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror
 8:30 The Price is Right if Al Baghdadi Says its Right
 9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things
 9:30 ISIS Funniest beheading Bloopers


 WEDNESDAY
 8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
 8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy
 9:00 Debate: Why marrying 6 year old girls is not paedophilia
 9:30 Veilwatch


 THURSDAY
 8:00 Debate: Sex with captured girls vs sex with wives
 8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H
 9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses
 9:30 My Two Baghdads


 FRIDAY
 8:00 Judge Jihadi John
 8:30 Captured American journalists Say The Darndest Things
 9:00 72 Virgins - how to use the repair kit
 9:30 No-witness News"


From a friend via Facebook lol ^_^