5,000 ISIS/ISIL Members Quit

12pm, 11/23/15, unknown locations, Syria - Around 5,000 ISIS/ISIL members of the terrorist network of thugs and murderers of innocent people have quit the regime today due to bad food, lack of food, no water, unsanitary conditions, having to wear old, unwashed American clothes, rampant disease, esp stomach ailments, no toilet paper, minimal soap, nonsensical orders and abusive leadership, etc.